Friday, December 2, 2022


Funny things RVers say


By Liz Wilcox

Have you ever noticed when you’re RVing some strange sentences come out of your mouth? You know, stuff you’d never say in a house or to “non-RVing folk.”

Liz’s bedroom with sink

Last night was one of those times. My husband asked me where his wallet was. My immediate reply was, Check in the bedroom. You know, on the sink.I am guessing unless you have some kind of home on wheels, you won’t ever hear or say those words. I mean, who has a sink in their bedroom?

Here’s a list of some other funny things RVers say:

  • Oh my gosh! Do you have to step down the stairs like that? You’re shaking the whole house.
  • Where’s my shower bag?
  • Let me just walk up to the laundromat real quick.
  • I don’t know where your iPod is. Lift up the bed and check under there.
  • Hey, we got neighbors on both sides tonight!
  • This closet doubles as a washer/dryer!
  • I keep all that stuff outside in the basement.
  • Did the fridge click? I didn’t hear a click. Please go check it.
  • When was the last time you dumped?
  • Turn off the water heater. I want to turn on the air conditioner.
  • Who is washing their hands? I’m trying to take a shower!
  • That’s level enough, I guess.
  • The toilet just burped again.
  • Can you get the canned tomatoes out before you put down the bed?

What are some funny things you’ve said or heard around the campfire? Let us know in the comments!

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Dave J
2 years ago

Watch that low railroad bridge. Airconditioners are expensive.

Dave J
2 years ago

While parking — “Make sure we have room to push the dinette side out”

Matt Johnson
2 years ago

1) Turn on the fireplace, and make it green.
2) Its time to service Jenny again.

Brad Teubner
3 years ago

After stopping in the Walmart parking lot: “I want to shower before we go in.”

Liz Wilcox
3 years ago
Reply to  Brad Teubner

Oh this is hilarious!

3 years ago

My wife is a metaphor masher. Ie: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him lie like a sidewalk.

Liz Wilcox
3 years ago
Reply to  impavid

lol! That is funny!

Larry Lee
3 years ago

Don’t worry honey, it’s just the CO alarm going off in the middle of the night! I’ll move us before we die of carbon monoxide poisoning from that semi next to us running his engine all night.
True story!!

Liz Wilcox
3 years ago
Reply to  Larry Lee

oh my word!

Bob p
2 years ago
Reply to  Larry Lee

He’s running his HVAC to be comfortable like you.

Martha H.
3 years ago

Don’t open the bathroom door yet! I need to go outside!

3 years ago
Reply to  Martha H.

OR … Dont come out of the bathroom yet I am in the fridge.

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