Tourist demands Yellowstone teach bears to appear on cue

Ripped from the file “Are you kidding me right now?” comes this complaint letter from a recent visitor to Yellowstone National Park. The visitor, who stayed at Yellowstone National Park Lodge, registered the following complaint.

screenshot of posted complaint

The complaint reads: “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.”

Entertainment expectations

This National Park visitor was clearly disappointed. Were expectations unrealistic?

Our society has seen monumental changes over the past 20 years. Nowadays we carry 24/7 entertainment in our pockets via cell phones. We can connect to news, sports, movies, TV programs, and more with a simple tap of an app.

More and more, today’s campgrounds are entertainment destinations, catering to every demographic and every possible interest, from parasailing to yoga classes and more!

What drives campgrounds away from simple picnic tables and horseshoe pits? RVers who demand constant entertainment.

A joke?

Perhaps the note of complaint was a ruse—a joke. It may be, but somehow I don’t think so. Over the past week I’ve observed the following in our own campground:

  • A teen complaining to his parents about the “boring campground” with nothing to do
  • The little girl who failed to catch a fish in the CG pond, screamed in frustration at her grandpa, and stomped away crying
  • The RVers who left in a huff because they couldn’t get their satellite TV to work. Turns out, trees were in the way

Don’t get me wrong. I know what teens are like. I’ve coped with frustrated children, and I like to occasionally watch a television program, myself.

I know folks relax and unwind in their own ways, but I wish they could more fully appreciate what’s right in front of them: our beautiful and wondrous world!

Subpar Parks

Amber Share, a North Carolina designer, started Subpar parks a few years ago, in which she illustrates hilariously bad national park reviews, similar to the complaint left above. Her Instagram account has nearly a half-million followers, and her book Subpar Parks: America’s Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors, is a New York Times bestseller.

Amber Share, @subparparks, Instagram
Amber Share, @subparparks, Instagram
Amber Share, @subparparks, Instagram

Recapture the wonder

Perhaps it’s up to us—seasoned RVers—to help younger folks recapture the wonder of our world. Maybe we need to break a teen’s boredom with a conversation about his dreams for the future. I know we can gently teach a frustrated child how to better handle disappointment, and perhaps model friendly human interaction as opposed to manufactured entertainment.

Maybe it’s our job to point out the little things like a bird’s sweet warble or the sound of wind in the pines.

Impossible?

Can we move entertainment to the sidelines and put nature with all its wonders center stage once more? I’m willing to try. How about you?

##RVT1160

Gail Marsh
Gail Marsh
Gail Marsh is an avid RVer and occasional work camper. Retired from 30+ years in the field of education as an author and educator, she now enjoys sharing tips and tricks that make RVing easier and more enjoyable.

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30 Comments

Leonard
2 years ago

Real letter or clickbait? Hard to tell, IMHO.

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Diane McGovern
2 years ago
Reply to  Leonard

Hi, Leonard. We wondered that, as well, which is why Gail wrote: “Perhaps the note of complaint was a ruse—a joke.” But she then added some of her recent personal observations. They weren’t quite as outrageous… but still. Have a great day. 😀 –Diane at RVtravel.com

John S.
2 years ago

I think it would be nice if there were more people like these. Perhaps, they’ll stay away from where I camp; boring, you know.

Steven
2 years ago

Second hand. A daughter of a friend who was a ranger at a Black Hills park related a story of a couple who were steaming mad because they had been waiting for deer to cross the road at a deer crossing sign for hours!

Kate I
2 years ago

This is why Disneyland and Disney World are SO popular! If you miss seeing something the first time you can take the ride again…

Bob Walter
2 years ago

Considering the NPS fee ìncreases, I believe the complaint is valid and reasonable.

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Diane McGovern
2 years ago
Reply to  Bob Walter

👍🤣 Have a great day, Bob. 😀 –Diane at RVtravel.com

Patti Panuccio
2 years ago

Education. When will we start valuing it again.

Jeff Buckley
2 years ago

If they want to see bears appear on cue, then I suggest they stay home and go to Chuckie Cheese with all the other little kids.

Buckintheglobalists
2 years ago
Reply to  Jeff Buckley

Or turn on old reruns of Grizzly Adams and Yogi the bear.

Neal Davis
2 years ago

Thank you, Gail! 🙂 One potential way to prompt bears to appear on cue is to select a sacrificial tourist, euthanize them, and make them available to feed the bears. Perhaps the writer of the comment can be first? 😉 Further, I guess it is good that DW and I had no children as my initial reaction to the first two instances was “drown the kid.” 😉 Overall, all three instances could be ways to reduce campground crowding. 🙂 Seriously, what a great attitude and reaction! I have no idea of how to deal with a teen or a toddler, so I will follow your lead should I encounter either at a campground. Thanks again and safe travels! 🙂

DW/ND
2 years ago

Right now, somewhere in this great land – another one is being born!

Bill Byerly
2 years ago
Reply to  DW/ND

Agreed. Makes you want to scream out loud sometimes !

Mike Albert
2 years ago

Would this be akin to spending a lot of money to go out n a chartered fishing boat in some far off exotic local and getting zero bites? Just asking for SWMBO ( she who must be obeyed).
Thanks in advance.
BTW, this continues to be a GREAT news letter.

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Diane McGovern
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike Albert

BTW, Mike. We continue to appreciate your kind words, and YOU! Have a great day. 😀 –Diane

Chris P. Bacon
2 years ago

Ron White was right: Can’t fix stupid.

Dana D
2 years ago
Reply to  Chris P. Bacon

Agree! Society has changed, and not in a positive way. “It’s all about me!” Social media should be eliminated as a start.

Dr4Film
2 years ago

They should have booked a vacation trip to their local Zoo if they wanted to see bears. They could “camp out” in their parking lot and visit the bears during the day. Added benefit, they would have plenty of photo opportunities to get closeup shots without getting photo-bombed or eaten alive plus just think of the many types of animals they would be able to enjoy seeing.

Alpenliter
2 years ago

Perhaps this visitor read about Yellowstones past bad habits. “As dusk fell across Yellowstone, both black and grizzly bears would amble slowly out of the nearby woods and head straight for the garbage heap. To accommodate the human visitors, the park constructed seating, including wooden bleachers.”

Uncle Swags
2 years ago

I always liked the Country Bear Jamboree myself.

Elaine Ashton
2 years ago

The “intellectual” who commented about the bears is no more brain cells than a woman who felt the deer should be able to read the signs about deer crossings and only cross at that point.

Dave Easley
2 years ago
Reply to  Elaine Ashton

I asked the wildlife officer to take down the deer crossing signs in front of my house because it is just not safe for them to cross there.

Robert H
2 years ago

Talk about entitled…this person should be sentenced to life indoors

KellyR
2 years ago
Reply to  Robert H

This may be the first time that they have been let outdoors.

Cindy
2 years ago

When I worked as a volunteer at Cades Cove in the Great Smoky Mountains we got complaints about the grass being tall in the pasture. The family wanted it mowed down so they could observe the deer easier… Another complaint was from fisherman not being able to catch trout. And the classic one about the trash cans being too hard to open “Why can’t you people just have a normal trash can???”.

Chuck
2 years ago

They live among us and are gaining on the human race.

Sara Anderson
2 years ago

Tourists should not be allowed in parks anymore if their only interest is to get the animals killed. Stay home in your countries and leave the animals alone.

Roger Marble
2 years ago

Based on other questions I have seen posted concerning RVs I can completely believe the question of training the bears is real. We are becoming a nation of uninformed dolts.

LAV
2 years ago

Scary–these people probably vote. If I watch Dr. Phil, i realize what a mess many people are. But I say, keep them home with their cell phones, video games, and skateboards, and away from wildlife. Such people are the type to set the woods on fire.

Larry Widdis
2 years ago

AND pose for photos with tourists.