By Liz Wilcox
Honestly, I don’t think this post needs any introduction. Let’s just get into it.
People who leave their mess in the shower
Every. Single. Time.
Every single time I go take a shower some nasty person has left a big glob of their hair in the drain, on the wall of the shower, or, you know, in a big ole pile right by the door for me to step on.
My personal favorite thing is when I walk into the shower stall and there’s a band-aid on the floor to accompany the hair. Yeah, that’s great.
Campground managers who lock up the plunger
So the other day I walked into the bathroom to see someone had left a big ole STANK in one of the stalls.
Now, this has happened several times in the last few weeks and my first reaction is that there are a bunch of insanely gross people in the park. But, I am an optimist by nature, so then I thought, “There just can’t be that many NASTIES in this park! I refuse to believe this!”
Upon further inspection, I realized there was no darn plunger in the bathroom. These poor souls can’t help it that the campground installed low-flow toilets and then gave them no plunger!
Campground owners! Please stop locking up the plungers! I beg of you!
The neighbor who over-shares
All that aside, sometimes I pull into a site and find someone that blows me outta the water! You know what I’m talking about…
The neighbor that within 24 hours of camping by him you know enough about him to write his resume, fix his marriage, and run all his errands three counties away.
Sir, please. Backing away is not your cue to step forward. And no, I don’t want to see that funny picture on your phone while I’m trying to grill.
The people that cut through your site
P.S. It’s especially odd when we both know dang well I’m sitting here watching you do this.
Readers – Do you have a “campground jerk” story? Feel free to vent (as politely as possible) in the comments below.
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