There’s always someone at a party who attracts a crowd because he or she can tell a joke so easily. Everybody laughs. They definitely have a knack for it. Others. . . well, they are so bad at telling jokes that they don’t even try.
How about you? Are you great at telling jokes or a dud, or maybe somewhere in between?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
A guy is sentenced to prison, and an inmate is assigned to escort him around the yard to get him acclimated.
In the corner is a group of older inmates sitting around. One hollers out, “27,” and everyone laughs. Another says “38,” and they start rolling on the ground. The new inmate asks what’s going on, and his escort says, “These guys are all lifers. They’ve been here so long and have repeated the same jokes so many times, that they’ve just assigned each joke a number so that they don’t have to go through the whole joke. The young guy asked if he can try it, and the escort tells him to go ahead.
“18” shouts the new guy, and everyone just stares. “37” he says, and no one reacts. “23,” and again there’s nothing. He finally asks what’s wrong, and his escort says, “Face it. Some people just can’t tell a joke.”
I’ve always had a warped sense of humor so most. if not all my jokes are usually pretty well received, especially by like-minded people. I love to laugh and get others to laugh.
Probably not as good as I think I am.
That was a good one right there, Gene! 😆 —Diane at RVtravel.com
I walked into a bar, and then……..? ,uh, and then……….?
Riddle……What could possibly be worse than seeing a cockroach in the bottom of your bowl when finishing your cereal? ………….Answer “1/2 of a cockroach!”
I am blessed with doing MC work for my Military Reunions. When I tell jokes I always get laughs and smiles… It really makes me feel good to see smiles and laughing from men that are suffering today.
It depends on the joke, and my audience. I’ve only got a few faves and I play them to the MAX! Ha.
Young guy walks in to a little cafe in Wyoming and takes a seat at the counter beside an old cowboy. He sees old guy sitting there looking at a bowl of chili in front of him. Not doing anything, just looking. After a couple of minutes the youngster says, “Sir, if you’re not gonna eat that chili, do you mind if I have it”. The old guy looks at the kid, looks back at the chili, looks back at the kid and says, “No, you go ahead”. The kid slides the bowl over, gets his spoon and is devouring this chili. He got almost to the bottom of the bowl and saw a dead rat in the bottom of the bowl and Lost it. He puked right back into the bowl. The old guy looked over and said, “Yep. That’s about as far as I got, too”.
Awesome…
Ewwwww! That is so gross, Wayne! 😆 —Diane at RVtravel.com
This will now be in my joke routine! Do you mind if I use it? Thanks
Not very good. That’s why I started my stint as a clown as a mime.
Someone once told me that I should become a mime. I was speechless.