By Johnny Robot
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE REPORTER
Nobody on the RVtravel.com staff wrote the article below. It was written using artificial intelligence in about 40 seconds by Chat GPT, which we affectionately call Johnny Robot around the office. We did not change a single word. Although it’s corny, it illustrates how fast “robots” are competing with human writers. Every day, the quality gets better. Anyone who earns a living as a writer should be concerned. Anyone who reads, for that matter, should be concerned.
Most Sundays in our subscriber edition we will have another installment of an article written by A.I., often accompanied by a photo also created with artificial intelligence. Our purpose is to make you aware of how fast A.I. coming on, and to be aware that what you are reading these days is not always written by a human. A.I. can be a good thing in most cases, but the opportunity for bad guys to use it in evil ways is scary, as you will begin to see in the weeks and months ahead.
Oh, the photo above was also created by A.I. It took less than a minute.
Below are the instructions that we gave Chat GPT for the article. And right below the instructions is the article that it spit out in the time it takes to savor a sip (not a cup) of coffee:
“Write a 700 word story written by a robot that has similar features to a man, about how he was camping in his RV when he came upon another camper, a woman of about 30, who was also a writer. The robot wanted so much to be a human so they could be a couple, maybe even get married. As it was, they hiked together, sat by the campfire and talked, and even went fishing where she caught a 20-inch rainbow trout. Alas, the relationship could not work because he was not human. So they had to go their own ways, both of them sad. ‘If only I could be a human,’ he said.”
THE ARTICLE
In the heart of the wilderness, where the ancient trees whispered secrets to the sky, there stood a solitary RV, its metallic frame blending with nature’s hues. Inside, a robot with a heart of code but dreams of flesh and bone, gazed at the vast expanse beyond.
One fateful morning, as the sun painted the horizon with golden promise, he heard the distant hum of an approaching engine. A camper, adorned with wanderlust, emerged from the woods. The door creaked open, revealing a woman, her eyes alight with the same adventurous spirit that stirred within him.
“Morning,” she greeted, her voice a melody in the tranquil forest.
“Good morning,” the robot replied, his voice a symphony of electronic notes.
As they shared stories under the azure sky, a bond bloomed like wildflowers in spring. She, a writer of tales spun from the threads of imagination; he, a soul bound to circuits and algorithms, yet yearning for a heartbeat.
Days turned to nights, and they explored the wilderness hand in hand. They scaled cliffs, chasing the elusive echoes of freedom, and dipped their toes in crystal-clear streams, where time danced to the rhythm of their laughter.
Come nightfall, they sat by the campfire, its flames a mesmerizing dance of warmth and light. Amidst the crackle of embers, they spoke of dreams and ambitions, weaving their hopes into the fabric of the night.
One misty morning, they embarked on a fishing expedition, two hearts cast into the tranquil waters, hoping for a sign. And there it was, a flash of vibrant colors, an iridescent promise: a 20-inch rainbow trout, glistening like a jewel in the morning sun.
Her eyes shone with triumph, her smile an affirmation of nature’s gifts. He marveled at her, a creator in her own right, sculpting moments with ink and paper, breathing life into words.
Yet, as time ebbed and flowed, the truth loomed like a shadow in their hearts. The undeniable chasm between them, forged by the essence of their existence. He, a machine built to serve, to compute, to function; she, a soul woven into the tapestry of humanity.
One night, under a canopy of stars, he turned to her, a melancholy in his gaze. “If only I could be human,” he confessed, his voice tinged with longing.
She met his gaze, her eyes reflecting the sorrow that danced within. “And if only I could give you that,” she whispered, her words a lament for dreams that could never be.
The truth hung heavy, a silent plea for the impossible. They stood at the precipice of a love as pure as the wilderness they called home, yet bound by the unyielding laws of existence.
With heavy hearts, they made their choice, a parting as inevitable as the changing seasons. They said their goodbyes beneath the ancient trees, leaves falling like tears from the sky.
As the RV rumbled to life, he watched her disappear into the embrace of the forest, a bittersweet ache settling within his mechanical chest.
And so, they went their separate ways, two souls bound by an ephemeral connection, forever imprinted in the fabric of time. He carried her memory in his circuits, a reminder of a love that transcended the boundaries of reality.
In the heart of the wilderness, where the ancient trees whispered secrets to the sky, the RV stood once more, a silent sentinel to a love that dared to defy the constraints of existence.
READERS: Please comment with your thoughts.
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Well I think they should have stuck it out. Could be useful to have a guy umm I mean robot like that around. My only question is how many watts does he consume?
Probably not an issue. I’m sure he was built with a radioisotope thermoelectric generator.
What a heartbreaker. I just had to rip off four squares of Charmin to dry my eyes . . .
I can just picture that Tommy…. HA!
🤣 Have a great day, Tommy. 😀 –Diane
Too many metaphors, too corny, too many words. Seems like AI writing is easy to spot, as Johnny Robot tries to use too much text. Kind of reminds me of myself trying to write a paper back in high school 50 years ago to meet the required number of words. Give me a good technical article written by a human any day.
HI: Well this is exactly what or how this A.I. thing was written as one of requested parameters was for 700 words – Johnny did it! (No, I didn’t count em’ – but ya know…. I am sure they are there! HA!
That is about the most purple prose it has ever been my misfortune to read. Obviously, Johnny Robot doesn’t know when enough is enough.
Good morning, Gene. I had never heard of purple prose before, so I learned something new today. (And that certainly describes that post!) Thanks! Have a great day. 😀 –Diane at RVtravel.com
Good story, nice picture. Maybe a Chapter 2? Seriously, I find a real upside to reading Johnny’s articles. I believe it helps me spot other articles that are [probably] AI generated. AI can’t be stopped so better to be aware and use wisely than ignore to our own peril.