Toilet paper – the softer side of the coronavirus crisis

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By Russ and Tiña De Maris

Coronavirus is driving us crazy. No, we haven’t caught it and developed mental symptoms. Rather, it’s everybody around us – those who’ve caught it or not – and seem to have developed a nagging compulsion to buy peculiar things. Like disinfectant wipes, bleach and toilet paper.

Since we’ve been isolating, our shopping forays consist of the Walmart grocery app with pickups made at a safe social distance. Of course, ordering fresh produce is a gamble. Whoever picks out the bananas figures you either don’t want to eat them until sometime next summer, so they’re so green they’re like Mr. Spock’s blood, or that last year’s fruit will be great for that prehistoric banana bread you’ve been dreaming about. But as far as Walmart is concerned, toilet paper, bleach, Clorox wipes, and a host of other products are about as available as hen’s teeth.

On a lark, we decided to investigate other sources of such products that might be delivered to our door. Amazon, our usual source of all good things, was consulted. Disinfectant wipes? Check! Of course, the last two containers of Wally-brand wipes ran us less than $4 each, back in February. We could live with the limited selection offered but, hey, a two-pack of wipes for $29.85? Two-bits apiece for a wipe? Somewhere along the line, I thought that our friends at Amazon were holding down the fort against price gouging. Maybe this is the “new normal.”

And toilet paper? Ah, a treasure trove of tush treatments awaits you! There are few of the brands you might expect to find but, hey, in these difficult times we have to make do, right? Here’s a batch we’d never heard of: Hometti, in the 12-roll pack – and just $10.99 with free shipping. That works out to 92 cents a roll – a bit less than we used to pay for our favorite cheapster’s delight, Scott tissue, with the “thousand per roll” promise. But digging into the details on Hometti does raise a couple of questions.

First, the specifications. Three layers – that beats Scott’s single-ply easily. Transportation? “Compact size and easy to carry.” That could be important if you could actually leave home, but since many of us are under lockdown, just how does this “easy to carry” help? But it does have a long storage life! “3 years,” is the promise. Well, at the rate some folks are buying TP, it’d be better to have a shelf life measured in decades. Of course, a big question in our minds – just how many sheets to the roll? We dug through descriptions, details, features and specifications. How many sheets? Not a word. Nada. Zip.

Perhaps we’d learn more about a toilet paper made in the Good Ol’ USA. How about Cliramer Ultra Comfort Care Toilet Paper, “Made in USA and Imported.” Huh? Imported? “The toilet paper is produced in the United States and is shipped by the Hong Kong warehouse in China,” says the advert. We weren’t the only one puzzled about this, but the seller kindly explains: “Dear friends: Our products are manufactured in US factories, and we have shipping warehouses in the United States, China, Canada and many other countries. Due to the tight supply of toilet paper in the U.S. warehouse and relatively sufficient inventory in the Chinese warehouse, the toilet paper is currently generally sent in the Chinese warehouse.” Support USA-made products – but remember, if you ordered them today, you’ll have them no later than June 18.

But the wait might be worth it for the extra benefits that come with this particular brand. Not only is it “3X Stronger and Thicker” and “3X More Absorbent,” a “special picture design makes you feel delighted each time you use it.” And if you don’t mind overlooking social distancing directives, this stuff, “Makes your bathroom a fun place to visit when your friends visit.” We’re not too sure how thrilled our friends would be having us visit in the water closet while they’re visiting it, but it’s the thought that counts, right? And finally, “Cute Christmas print makes you feel holiday atmosphere.” Considering the shipping time, buy this stuff and you truly can have “Christmas in July!”

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TravelingMan
5 months ago

You might want to consider an alternative:

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=zg_bs_6810564011_5/132-6254182-3340960?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3CFGRWYPFHV7PAMADM32

I’m not exactly sure how this would work in an RV given the sometimes lower water pressure. But if the park has good water pressure, it might actually work!

Mark B
5 months ago

funny

Bill Richardson
5 months ago

You know there is a city in China that changed it’s name to “USA” and it labels its exports “Made in USA”.

WEB
5 months ago

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/made-in-usa/
Talks about Japan, but a search I did found nothing on China… maybe Fox News had it?

TravelingMan
5 months ago

One would think that it would be illegal to state just “Made in USA” if its not actually made in the United States of America. The proper and legal label should state “Made in USA, Japan” or “Made in USA, China” in order to be legal. I had not heard of either USA outside the actual US locations but it’s clear that this should not be allowed to enter the actual USA under either of these circumstances. That is fraud and consumer misleading. Where is the Consumer Protection Agency? Where is Import Control? Where is Customs on this matter? Wake up America if this factual.

Bob Godfrey
5 months ago

Brings back memories. While in the US Army I was temporarily stationed at a British Jungle Warfare School in Malaysia and learned something new there. Their toilet paper was waxed and each sheet was stamped “Government Property”! No lie…..I was there and I saw it with my very eyes! And yes, it scratched.

Cahriad
5 months ago
Reply to  Bob Godfrey

I grew up with that toilet paper up into the 80’s when I lived in the UK. It was like using waxed baking /sandwich wrap paper.

Zen Everett
5 months ago
Reply to  Bob Godfrey

That used to be standard in public toilets here in the US. Little folded sheets in a dispenser.

Tommy Molnar
5 months ago

Decided to [CLICK] the link and zip on over to Amazon to see what’s for sale. Scrolling through the long list I ran across this gem: “Nature’s Greatest, 100% Bamboo & Sugarcane Toilet Paper, 2 Ply, 300 Sheets, 4 Rolls”. Doesn’t THAT sound comfy . . . ?

mdstudey
5 months ago
Reply to  Tommy Molnar

Living in an area where sugarcane is grown like crazy, I would have to think it is in the same vane as Russian toilet paper. Pretty rough. LOL

KellyR
5 months ago
Reply to  Tommy Molnar

Bamboo/sugar cane TP sounds fine to me. “Regular” TP is made of ground up pine trees grown in Georgia.

Tommy Molnar
5 months ago
Reply to  KellyR

Hahahahahahaha. Good one KellyR.