Of all the salt and pepper shakers I have owned in my life these are the best. I bought them a few weeks ago at a roadside trading post. The clerk put them in a box.
But I felt that it was not right to keep such a magnificent treasure hidden away. I am sure that you will agree that this piece of Americana is too incredible to not share with my fellow Earthlings.
Oddly enough, I was passing by a store the other day in Cottonwood, Arizona, when I spotted yet another alien. It bares a striking resemblance to my salt shaker creature. However, judging by the shape of its head, I think it’s probably from different planet.
This alien is much larger than the first — far too big to conveniently hold salt and pepper shakers. To be perfectly honest, I do not know why it is even there. Of course, there is a possibility, albeit slight, it is an actual Space alien. Those big eyes could very well contain spy cameras.
I am beginning to feel that it is no coincidence that I am having repeated alien encounters. If I should disappear from the face of the Earth, you will know that I finally got my wish to explore outer Space!
And while I am on the subject of Space aliens, why do they always have such big eyes? I believe it’s because they live far from their sun, so they are dealing with a pretty serious lack of light.