This beer is brewed in southern Utah, right near the entrance to Zion National Park. The Virgin River runs through town.
When I saw the image of the girl on the six pack, I thought to myself, “She’s no virgin!” Why would I say that? Good question. It just happened. The thought popped into my head all by itself. I had nothing to do with it except for my brain, which sometimes does things that the rest of me does not approve of.
I think maybe I thought she was not a virgin by the way she is put together, I mean the parts are all in the right places and she has nice hair. Guys would be after her left and right. Not me, though, because I am too old. If I were to approach her with lust in my eyes, she would say, “Go away, you old fart!” I’m pretty sure she would say that. Frankly, I would deserve it. But maybe she would be nicer and say something like, “I’m not available, sir, but would you be interested in my great-grandma?” Ouch! That WOULD hurt!
Still, being very sexy looking, I thought maybe she should travel to Intercourse, Pennsylvania, where she could investigate some of the beers from the Intercourse Brewing Company, where the motto is “May your spirit be light and may you always enjoy Intercourse.” That’s true. I did not make that up!
I think there is an opportunity for both companies to do some business — import some of each other’s beers and sell them as a package, Virgin and Intercourse. Good idea, right? I bet they would do pretty well, or at least get some laughs.