Have a good laugh: “My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary”

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Thanks to Mark Schaffler for sending this along.

Day 1: I Can Do This! I have enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2: Package of Rice: Some have 1210 grains, some have 1235 grains. Who knew?

Day 3: 8 pm. I removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 4: Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.

Day 5: I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!

Day 6: I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited! I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7: Laughing way too much at my own jokes!

Day 8: Went to a new restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place stays in business.

Day 9: I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 10: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11: Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12: I realize why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13: Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this week?

Day 14: Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals beat the Blue Jays 3 to one.

Day 15: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

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Phillip
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Hey it’s been more than 15 days since most of us went into quarantine mode. How about continuing this uplifting, funny list? Come on we can do it…

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Alice LeJeune
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So funny! I agree with my sister about #11
Being my favorite

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Funny! Love the diary! Thanks for the laugh.

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Wendy
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Laughed long and hard at these, especially the encounter with the spider. Thanks.

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Scott Gitlin
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Creative and FUNNY.

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Margaret
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Enjoyed this diary. Got a good laugh.

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Pat Funk
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Please hang in there; we all so enjoy your newsletter. This too will pass.

Pat Funk

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peterb
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well done

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Dan
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Every day I take a minute to “review” all the positive things in my situation.Then we read the news….
I have no complaints.

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Tommy Molnar
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If you don’t laugh at all this ‘goings on’ , ya may as well cry . . .

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Jeannie
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When we lose our sense of humor then all else is lost!

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Beck Elan
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She who laughs last! Thanks for connecting thru chuckling. A way to be close without that awful touching!

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