Have a good laugh: “My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary”

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Thanks to Mark Schaffler for sending this along.

Day 1: I Can Do This! I have enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2: Package of Rice: Some have 1210 grains, some have 1235 grains. Who knew?

Day 3: 8 pm. I removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 4: Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.

Day 5: I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!

Day 6: I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited! I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7: Laughing way too much at my own jokes!

Day 8: Went to a new restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place stays in business.

Day 9: I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 10: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11: Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12: I realize why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13: Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this week?

Day 14: Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals beat the Blue Jays 3 to one.

Day 15: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

##RVT943

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Adorable Deplorable
26 days ago

Loved this diary, good job! Of course I never quarantined so it doesn’t mean much to me. Also since I don’t believe most of the scare tactics used and all the Flues I have lived through – some were horrific, but, no one seemed to care – especially the government. I live in Florida – run by a heroic governor. BTW, please stop coming to Florida we are full up, no more space. If you do come then you must be a Conservative, it is a rule.  😃  Thank you, stay cautious and be safe.

Phillip
11 months ago

Hey it’s been more than 15 days since most of us went into quarantine mode. How about continuing this uplifting, funny list? Come on we can do it…

Alice LeJeune
1 year ago

So funny! I agree with my sister about #11
Being my favorite

Shredder
1 year ago

Funny! Love the diary! Thanks for the laugh.

Wendy
1 year ago

Laughed long and hard at these, especially the encounter with the spider. Thanks.

Scott Gitlin
1 year ago

Creative and FUNNY.

Margaret
1 year ago

Enjoyed this diary. Got a good laugh.

Pat Funk
1 year ago

Please hang in there; we all so enjoy your newsletter. This too will pass.

Pat Funk

peterb
1 year ago

well done

Dan
1 year ago

Every day I take a minute to “review” all the positive things in my situation.Then we read the news….
I have no complaints.

Tommy Molnar
1 year ago

If you don’t laugh at all this ‘goings on’ , ya may as well cry . . .

Jeannie
1 year ago

When we lose our sense of humor then all else is lost!

Beck Elan
1 year ago

She who laughs last! Thanks for connecting thru chuckling. A way to be close without that awful touching!