By Chuck Woodbury
Editor, RVtravel.com
Do you know how to tell the difference between a hard boiled egg and a raw egg without cracking it? It’s easy: just spin the egg on your kitchen counter. If the egg stops and stays stopped, it’s hard boiled. If it stops, then spins a little bit again, the egg is raw — the liquid still has a bit more spin left.
That’s what it’s like when you return from a long road trip, like the one I just finished. You park your RV, go home, plop down on your couch — but you feel like you’re still moving — your mind races with images of people, places and things, and the rocking and rolling of driving home feels like it hasn’t stopped. It’s like the raw egg.
Now, home a few days, I have pretty much slowed down, but not all together. My mind is still flush with memories and images. One minute, out of nowhere, I see a beautiful country road through a grove of brightly colored fall leaves. Then I’m eating lobster in Kittery, Maine. And then I’m in my motorhome, rain pounding on my RV’s roof, as a big rainstorm passes through. Then I’m eating an ice cream cone in a century-old general store near Devil’s Tower in Wyoming, gabbing with a couple of biker guys.
IN A FEW MORE DAYS, I’ll fully settle back into my life here at home. I am happy to be with friends and family again. I have noticed no changes in my small town except for new pink curtains in a window near my office. The days are shorter. The rain is back. It’s time for me to put away my summer shorts and bring out sweaters and jackets.
In a few months I’ll get restless and start dreaming of heading out again. It always happens: I will be excited about traveling all over again. And then after that I will be excited about coming home. It’s my circle of life.


I’m home. It’s Wednesday morning at about 10 a.m., I glanced out my living room window an hour ago and this is what I saw.
One day, your old car will die. If it dies in the city, it will be hauled to a junk yard. But if it dies in the country, it will be hauled nowhere; it will remain where it dies — along the road, in back of a store, or in a front yard.
hat’s me in the picture. I’ve been going through my Out West photos again, from the years I explored the West for my “on-the-road” newspaper. But this photo is even before that.
When I travel, I always have a camera with me. These days it’s often my iPhone, which takes remarkably good photos. I take photos of whatever interests me.
Sometimes a particular photo isn’t very interesting all by itself, but when you put it together with another one, then it is. Here’s an example: I was exploring one of the small, Wild West-style casinos in Virginia City, Nevada where I spotted the “Ol’ Miner,” a human lookalike who talks after you put a quarter in his belly. He sounds like Roy Rogers’ pal Gabby Hays. I took a picture of him just for the heck of it.
MUSEUMS ARE INTERESTING PLACES to find things to photograph. I have photographed many two headed cows in museums and I even found a two-headed rattlesnake in one near Carlsbad Caverns. Until now, I have never shared the interesting photo to the right that I took in the Pima Air and Space Museum in Tucson, Ariz. It appears to be an airplane. Well, it’s not just an airplane, but a submarine, too! The Russians first proposed such a craft in 1934: the idea was that the “flying sub” could land on the water close to an enemy ship, then dive to become a submarine and then sink the ship with its very own torpedo! The U.S. Navy considered such a craft in the early 1960s. This photo is a small model in case you couldn’t figure that out.
Before I became politically correct and nature-smart, I fed wild animals. I fed bears as a kid in Yellowstone. I fed deer in Yosemite. I fed blue jays. I fed gray squirrels. I fed chipmunks. I fed anything that was cute that wasn’t interested in eating me.
I remember the little chipmunk you see here. He was in a Forest Service campground near California’s Lassen National Park. He and his buddies were very friendly. No, make that very aggressive. They wanted my food. I was traveling alone back then without a computer, cell phone, internet access or even a TV, so — in other words — I was bored out of my ever-lovin’ mind. So hanging out with rodents was a quality way to pass time.
A reader sent me this photo. Being disorganized, I immediately lost his email so I cannot thank him properly.
My long time buddy Dave Williams wrote something in his blog this week that got me thinking.
In one scene, the family is gathered around the dinner table when Judy Garland’s older sister receives a phone call from a boyfriend in New York City (see photo). The phone, of course, is a very early model. As the young couple talks, he says to her in a gee-whiz kinda tone, “Isn’t it something — here I am in New York and I’m talking to you in St. Louis!”
One of my favorite things to do when traveling with my RV is to visit rural pioneer museums. Most are not very exciting, but they are all interesting — old photos, antique plows, a replica of a kitchen from 100 years ago, maybe an old dentist chair complete with barbaric looking tools that always scare the pee pee out of me just looking at them.