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Happy in my tiny house on wheels

 

I’ve been on the road now for more than two months with about two weeks and 1,700 miles to go. This is the longest I have been away from home in one stretch in 15 years.

A friend asked me the other day if I felt claustrophobic in my little motorhome. No way! If I were a Chilean miner coming up in that skinny rescue capsule I’d be claustrophobic. Me? I’m as comfortable in my 200-square-foot house as I am in my home near Seattle. I have everything I need. What I don’t need isn’t here. At home, I keep stuff. I stow it in drawers and closets, under the bed, on shelves, in boxes in the garage. Eighty percent of what I have at home I don’t need.

At home, I have enough silverware to serve at least 20 people. My kitchen table seats four. Huh?

The other night I set up my video camera and talked to it about how I feel about living in such a small space. You can watch it below to see what I said, which, without question, will not earn me an Emmy.

Anyway, life on the road is excellent. At home, the only time my house moves is during an earthquake. My RV-home, on the other hand, moves on wheels whenever I want. That’s better than a boring house that just stays in one place over and over and doesn’t even have a steering wheel.

And to those of you who ask, “Well, why do you even have a house?” I say, “I like it, too” (but maybe not quite as much as my mobile house).

The yin and yang of RVing

By Chuck Woodbury

Editor, RVtravel.com

Looking out the front window of my RV I see barren, brown hills of Wyoming. A month ago, out of that same window, I saw the Statue of Liberty. After that, I saw the magnificent, exploding fall colors of the Northeast.

Oh, the places I have been, the things I have seen since I left home more than two months ago! My mind is about to burst from so much stimulation.

The last few days I have done something I shouldn’t do — drive my motorhome like a car — fast, on interstates with the sole purpose of getting home as quickly as possible. Really, to drive an RV at such a pace is as ridiculous as chugging a fine wine. But, I am doing it. The tug of home — once you decide that is where you want to be — is very strong, like a giant magnet that pulls harder the closer you get. Traveling back roads, pausing to explore local attractions — well, they hold no interest anymore. It’s all about getting home.

A friend of mine talks often about the “yin and the yang” of things. That’s me — I enjoy one life at home, the other on the road. Together, they balance me. One day, perhaps health or circumstance will keep me in one place or another. Until then I suppose I’ll just keep coming and going.

Photo (left): A motorhome zooms along I-80 by Wyoming’s Little America.

When an RVer is like a raw egg

By Chuck Woodbury
Editor, RVtravel.com

Do you know how to tell the difference between a hard boiled egg and a raw egg without cracking it? It’s easy: just spin the egg on your kitchen counter. If the egg stops and stays stopped, it’s hard boiled. If it stops, then spins a little bit again, the egg is raw — the liquid still has a bit more spin left.

That’s what it’s like when you return from a long road trip, like the one I just finished. You park your RV, go home, plop down on your couch — but you feel like you’re still moving — your mind races with images of people, places and things, and the rocking and rolling of driving home feels like it hasn’t stopped. It’s like the raw egg.

Now, home a few days, I have pretty much slowed down, but not all together. My mind is still flush with memories and images. One minute, out of nowhere, I see a beautiful country road through a grove of brightly colored fall leaves. Then I’m eating lobster in Kittery, Maine. And then I’m in my motorhome, rain pounding on my RV’s roof, as a big rainstorm passes through. Then I’m eating an ice cream cone in a century-old general store near Devil’s Tower in Wyoming, gabbing with a couple of biker guys.

IN A FEW MORE DAYS, I’ll fully settle back into my life here at home. I am happy to be with friends and family again. I have noticed no changes in my small town except for new pink curtains in a window near my office. The days are shorter. The rain is back. It’s time for me to put away my summer shorts and bring out sweaters and jackets.

In a few months I’ll get restless and start dreaming of heading out again. It always happens: I will be excited about traveling all over again. And then after that I will be excited about coming home. It’s my circle of life.

The scenic, glorious Northwest

By Chuck Woodbury
Editor, RVtravel.com

I’m home. It’s Wednesday morning at about 10 a.m., I glanced out my living room window an hour ago and this is what I saw.

That’s Mount Baker in the distance, the northernmost Cascade volcano in the Western USA. From the photo it looks like I live in a forest, which is partially true, but, well, not really. Beneath most of the trees are homes. The telephoto lens compresses everything. Yet, from my perch atop a hill here in Edmonds, Wash., the scene looks pretty much like what you see here.

If you have not visited the Northwest with your RV, consider doing so. There are campgrounds everywhere including many in National Forests, National Parks and in gorgeous state parks, some right by the ocean. I especially love those along the Oregon coast, most of which are open all year.

Beneath that gorgeous mountain in the photo you will find dozens of beautiful campgrounds, many in a dense pine forest or by lakes in the Mt. Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest. U.S. Highway 20 leaves the ocean near Anacortes heading east, passes near Mount Baker, and then continues through magnificent North Cascade National Park where the road is closed in the winter because of heavy snow. There are dozens of campgrounds on or near the route. Really, for RVers and all other campers, it’s paradise.

Although most RVers prefer to camp in the Northwest in the summer, some, me included, enjoy doing so as well during the off-season. I love camping with my motorhome in an Oregon State Park right on the beach even in the dead of winter. You’ll likely need to put up with wind and rain, but the air is sweet, crisp and as pure as you will find. If you crave solitude, a walk on the beach either alone or with your special someone will soothe your soul and refresh your spirits.

Every region of the USA and Canada has its unique beauty. But here in the Northwest, with the beautiful mountains, forests and coastline, it’s special — and for the most part, very accessible.

Dead cars along the highway

What do you do when you buy a new car? For one thing, you trade in your old one. But have you ever wondered where your old car ends up? Used cars don’t last forever.

Screen Shot 2016-04-10 at 4.25.32 PMOne day, your old car will die. If it dies in the city, it will be hauled to a junk yard. But if it dies in the country, it will be hauled nowhere; it will remain where it dies — along the road, in back of a store, or in a front yard.

Travel the backs roads as I do, and each trip you will see 30 dead deer, 60 dead jack rabbits, 3 dead coyotes, 34 dead snakes, 23 dead squirrels, 17 dead skunks, and 6,000 dead cars.
I believe that in 50 years people will consider our present day automobiles primitive. If you really think about it, they are already primitive. But they’re the best thing we currently have for personal transportation.

They are terribly noisy, especially when they are not running well, and they pollute the air. We can probably thank Henry Ford for his contribution to global warming. Little did he imagine!

Cars are also unsafe. Every day people crash in them. Hundreds of those people die. Others survive and spend the rest of their lives in wheelchairs. Still, we drive, because there is nothing better than a car for going when you want when you want.

Cars also break down a lot because there are so many moving parts. Auto makers have improved the performance of cars through the years, but in doing so they have made them so complicated that a backyard mechanic can’t do his own repair work anymore.

My old 1958 Volkswagen was a bit more powerful than a go-kart, but I could do a lot of the mechanical work myself. Now, with all sorts of sophisticated electronic gizmos, you need a PhD in mechanical engineering to figure out what to do when something goes wrong.

Someday they’ll look back at our slow, gas-eating, polluting vehicles and laugh — sort of like the way we think of Stanley Steamers today (you’ve heard of those, right?).

On the road in an 18-foot (leaky) motorhome

By Chuck Woodbury
Editor, RVtravel.com

That’s me in the picture. I’ve been going through my Out West photos again, from the years I explored the West for my “on-the-road” newspaper. But this photo is even before that.

I’d say I took this about 1987, back when I was writing magazine articles for whoever would buy them, which included some major titles like the prestigious Modern Concrete News. I can tell, looking at my pose in the pic, that I am freezin’ my little fannie off, so it was probably January or February.

It’s a self-portrait taken on a dry lake bed in northern Nevada. There are plenty of those old lake beds in the state. This one, like many others, is large enough to land a Boeing 747 and then take off again going the same direction. So go ahead and land your jet there if you have one. I remember racing that little RV around that lake bed at 60 miles per hour, probably singing a tune at the top of my lungs ’cause I knew there wasn’t any creature except rabbits and snakes for 50 miles. Most of the time, Nevada lake beds are totally flat, hard, and smooth as a new highway.

Right before I snapped that photo I took another one of me teeing up a golf ball and taking a swing. I’m telling you, that ball went forever. I hit a few balls and I recall I never found at least one of them.

I snapped the second photo of myself while pounding out words in a BLM campground along U.S. 50, near Austin, Nevada, probably on the same trip. That’s my first laptop computer and a battery-powered printer. And. . . oh, this makes me so nostalgic . . . that’s my old red coffee pot, from which I drank only the cheapest, baddest coffee (I had not yet moved to Seattle where drinking bad coffee is illegal).

AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE, that little motorhome was the biggest pile of man-made material to roll the Earth. It was a major leaker, making a rain storm both an outdoor and an indoor event. Its Dodge engine ran when it wanted, making each turn of the ignition key a nail biter. Still, looking at the photo, I feel warm and fuzzy all over, as in “Gee, I sure do miss those days, when I was a young guy, roaming by day looking for stories, and then roaming a rural tavern by night in search of a single cowgirl, but usually settling for a Budweiser.”

Taking pictures of odd things

By Chuck Woodbury
editor, RVtravel.com

When I travel, I always have a camera with me. These days it’s often my iPhone, which takes remarkably good photos. I take photos of whatever interests me.

Sometimes people stare at me when I take a photo of something that they would never think to photograph. They must think me odd. They seem especially curious when I am taking a picture of a mannequin, which I do a lot. I figure those mannequin’s must be in the image of actual people, who modeled for them. I wonder who they are. When my daughter Emily is with me, she keeps her distance from me at such times to avoid embarrassment.

I like to take pictures of headstones in cemeteries. I can learn something about the people buried there and the area’s history. In ghost towns of the West you find many more children graves than you would in a modern-day cemetery. It’s obvious that times were tough.

Sometimes a particular photo isn’t very interesting all by itself, but when you put it together with another one, then it is. Here’s an example: I was exploring one of the small, Wild West-style casinos in Virginia City, Nevada where I spotted the “Ol’ Miner,” a human lookalike who talks after you put a quarter in his belly. He sounds like Roy Rogers’ pal Gabby Hays. I took a picture of him just for the heck of it.

And, then, perhaps only five minutes later as I walked down main street’s old wooden boardwalk, I came upon the Ol’ Miner’s real life counterpart who was posing with his burro for tourists. He was also seeking money, although he preferred dollar bills in his hand over quarters in his belly. Just like that I had two photos that I figured I could maybe put together later to make for a little story. And now I have.

MUSEUMS ARE INTERESTING PLACES to find things to photograph. I have photographed many two headed cows in museums and I even found a two-headed rattlesnake in one near Carlsbad Caverns. Until now, I have never shared the interesting photo to the right that I took in the Pima Air and Space Museum in Tucson, Ariz. It appears to be an airplane. Well, it’s not just an airplane, but a submarine, too! The Russians first proposed such a craft in 1934: the idea was that the “flying sub” could land on the water close to an enemy ship, then dive to become a submarine and then sink the ship with its very own torpedo! The U.S. Navy considered such a craft in the early 1960s. This photo is a small model in case you couldn’t figure that out.

These are just a few of the thousands of things I have photographed in recent years. I plan to keep taking more photos, so stick around.

A cute chipmunk, Cheez-Its, and stupid me

By Chuck Woodbury
editor, RVtravel.com

Before I became politically correct and nature-smart, I fed wild animals. I fed bears as a kid in Yellowstone. I fed deer in Yosemite. I fed blue jays. I fed gray squirrels. I fed chipmunks. I fed anything that was cute that wasn’t interested in eating me.

I remember the little chipmunk you see here. He was in a Forest Service campground near California’s Lassen National Park. He and his buddies were very friendly. No, make that very aggressive. They wanted my food. I was traveling alone back then without a computer, cell phone, internet access or even a TV, so — in other words — I was bored out of my ever-lovin’ mind. So hanging out with rodents was a quality way to pass time.

This fellow was not after coffee as you might think from the photo. Nope, he was after Cheez-It crackers which I had hidden inside the mug. He saw me put them in — he and his buddies. For you and me, a spectacular meal might be a juicy steak or some fresh caught salmon. If you’re a vegan then maybe some tasty sprouts. But for a chipmunk, the ultimate dining experience is a feast of Cheez-Its. That’s just my guess, of course. . .

For me, this chipper presented a good photo opportunity. I was a struggling freelance writer and sometimes I sold my photos to magazines. I sold this one, earning enough to buy some gas, which seemed expensive back then at about $1.35 a gallon. Hah! I’d take that again in a flat second!

I no longer feed squirrels or chipmunks or anything that doesn’t have a home or a leash. I sure as heck would never feed a bear. Nowadays, I just feed myself and sometimes my daughter or girlfriend when they are with me. When chipmunks come along and start giving me the eye I say, “Get lost, pal.” And that’s that.

How touching your RV could shock or even kill you

 

By Chuck Woodbury, editor, RVtravel.com

Please watch the short video below by Mike Sokol. Watching it could save your life one day!

You may be familiar with Mike from his series on RV electric safety, The No Shock Zone. I highly recommend you read it, start to finish. Mike has now embarked on a video series of the same subject — a subject in which he’s an expert. In this three-minute video, Mike shows the shocking (literally!) consequences of what can happen to you after you hook up your RV to an improperly wired campground power pedestal or if you use an extension cord that has been miswired by a less-than-knowledgeable handyman. He also shows you how to test your RV after hooking up with a Fluke Voltage Tester so you don’t become a victim.

Please leave a comment if you had an experience similar to what Mike describes. The dummy in the video got its head blown up: it’s unlikely you have had that experience because you’d be dead. However, if you know someone who has been shocked (or worse!), please leave a comment. After watching this, I believe that at least a few viewers will avoid becoming the victim of a shock that could have injured or killed them or a loved one. So, please, take a minute to watch. And tell your RVer friends to as well.

Photo of old motorhome makes me happy

By Chuck Woodbury
editor, RVtravel.com

A reader sent me this photo. Being disorganized, I immediately lost his email so I cannot thank him properly.

I know virtually nothing about this early motorhome except it is primitive compared to those of today.

What I do know is that looking at this photo makes me happy. My guess is that this is a father and his daughters. Maybe Mom is taking the picture. I bet they are having fun! Oh, I wish I could go back in time and talk to them and get a tour of their wheeled house. It must have been an incredible adventure to travel in such a unique way back in the olden days.

My theory is that many of us still have genes left inside us from when we humans lived in nomadic tribes. I know I have at least a thousand of those genes. If I lived back in the days of the motorhome pictured here, and I saw it drive by I would go mad with “motorhouse envy!”

It seems to me that traveling with a wheeled abode is something many of us fundamentally desire. I dreamed of having my very own motorhome for years. And then when I got one, I fell head over heels in love with it (even though it proved to be a piece of junk and a world champion leaker). I have been in love with my motorhomes ever since.

The good part about a motorhome or another type of RV, compared to say a wife or husband, is that when it gets old and/or starts giving you trouble, you just sell it and get a new one, and it doesn’t give you any lip!

Hibernating in your RV. Others ask ‘Is anyone in there?’

By Chuck Woodbury
editor, RVtravel.com

My long time buddy Dave Williams wrote something in his blog this week that got me thinking.

Dave wrote: “People in campgrounds and RV parks must think I’m weird. Maybe even scary. They’ve got to be suspicious. I’m pretty sure they warn their kids to stay away from me. I arrive alone, hook up to the power and water, and then I disappear inside my camper for days. . . . I don’t put out camp chairs or fishing tackle. I don’t set up a grill, lanterns, a pile of firewood or any other indications that a campsite is occupied and intended to be enjoyed. . . I just plug in and disappear.”

I had to laugh when I read this because I do the very same thing! I have often wondered what people in campgrounds think of me when they see no activity around my motorhome. There have been times when I’ve walked outside to be greeted by a neighbor who said, “Oh, I didn’t think anyone was in there.”

Dave and I share a common love beyond RVing. We both love to write. I can spend days on end writing, and I know Dave can, too. Dave wrote in his posting about how he adores his wife, but he says when she comes along on his trips he can’t write. I know the feeling. When you are with someone, you socialize. You do things. You go places. You have “cocktail time.” When I bring someone along, I feel guilty about spending so much time writing. It may be fun for me, but I know it’s boring for my companion.

Writing is a very solitary thing. I suspect for most writers it’s best done in the company of only oneself.

MOST OF MY TRAVELING is for my “business.” I write for this newsletter, I write stories about RVing for our various blogs, sometimes I just write in my personal journal. Every once in awhile I take on a magazine assignment. Once I even wrote a book. I am what’s known as a writing fool!

Yes, I stay in campgrounds, so technically speaking I’m camping. I take occasional walks and hikes. I make a campfire once in awhile. But mostly, when I am alone, I just write. Ah, the peace, the solitude — the freedom to follow one’s own rhythm! Often when I look out my window, there’s a lake, a beautiful forest, the ocean or a river. To me, writing amid nature’s beauty is about as good as it gets.

But my incessant writing is a problem because I need to be alone to do it. The problem is that I like people. I enjoy traveling with my very special lady. But when I travel with someone, I am Chuck the traveler not Chuck the writer. And when that happens, yes, I have fun, but soon my writing addiction grabs me and I begin to get edgy, nervous. Before long I crave a keyboard. “Lock me in a room. Leave me alone. Let me write.”

Sometimes I think I am all messed up. But so far, after all these years, I can still interact with other people and appear normal. They do not know about my secret addiction. So I think I am okay, at least superficially.

Photo: That’s me a long time ago back when the world was black and white. I took the photo using a self-timer through the back window of my first RV on the first night of my first trip as a freelance magazine writer in that tiny, 18-foot, leaky, mechanically challenged, poor excuse for a motorhome. I am typing on a typewriter. Oh, writing was not fun on that primitive device. My hair, as you can see, is not gray like today. For some reason when I got older it turned that color. I don’t like it, but I won’t get it dyed because I would look stupid. And looking gray is better than looking stupid.

How times change. What’s next?

By Chuck Woodbury
editor, RVtravel.com 

Originally published in April, 2011

I watched an old Hollywood musical the other night, “Meet Me In St. Louis” starring Judy Garland. The 1944 movie was set in 1903 as St. Louis prepared to host the World’s Fair.

In one scene, the family is gathered around the dinner table when Judy Garland’s older sister receives a phone call from a boyfriend in New York City (see photo). The phone, of course, is a very early model. As the young couple talks, he says to her in a gee-whiz kinda tone, “Isn’t it something — here I am in New York and I’m talking to you in St. Louis!”

That would have been 108 years ago. I chuckled because it was less than a year ago, after my daughter had moved into her dorm room in New York City, that during a video chat I said something similar (or at least thought it): “Isn’t it amazing that here I am in Seattle and you’re in New York and it’s almost like we are in the same room?”

During my webcast last Saturday, I talked about how, about 10 years ago, I was amazed when I was first able to access the Internet in my RV at a campground. I would just plug my cell phone into my laptop computer: the connection was far slower than dial up yet it seemed like a miracle to simply get online.

By then, using a cellular phone for talking was old hat. My first trip with one was in 1994, when I carried a big ol’ bag phone. I had to register and pay a fee each time I entered a new city. Still, it seemed amazing.

Today, I can make and receive phone calls from anywhere for a flat monthly fee. And even more remarkable to me is that I can access the internet at broadband speed, too, also for a flat fee. On my extended motorhome trip around the USA last summer, I was able to access the Internet almost everywhere. In the evenings, I would visit with friends using video chat: it made me feel very less alone.

Back in 1903, just making a long distance phone call seemed a miracle! Look how far we have come. What’s next?