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If you visit this town, you’re going straight to Hell!

You just may have one in your state – a weird or silly named town – like Hell, Michigan, for example. There really is a Hell on Earth. (See what I mean by weird or funny?) Many of the strangely named towns and villages got their names because a founding father or company left their mark in the area. Other places were named after the topography of the region or because a significant historical event happened nearby.

Still other places received their monikers for a more practical reason: The U.S. Postal Service insisted a name be approved by the time the post office building was erected. Townspeople, in a rush to decide, chose a name that still endures and makes us smile today. Whatever the reason, I love the weird town names. Here are a few of my favorites:

Hell, Michigan

George Reeves settled the area in the 1830s. He traded his home-brewed whiskey for the area farmers’ grain. Farm wives didn’t approve of their husbands’ drinking and would complain, “They’re going to hell again.” Today the town has embraced their name. You can eat at the Hell Hole Diner or get married in Hell’s Chapel of Love. There’s even a Hell Saloon featuring sinfully awesome drinks!

Boring, Maryland

This small village was first named Fairview. Why change the name? There were other towns named Fairview on the railroad route and to avoid confusion, Fairview was renamed Boring to honor its first postmaster, David J. Boring. Hmmm. Maybe they should’ve taken a bit more time to choose a name.

Tightwad, Missouri

This little hamlet was named because the postmaster was cheated out of 50 cents when he purchased a watermelon. Today the Tightwad Bank boasts customers from around the globe. Who wouldn’t like to have checks or a bank card that features Tightwad Bank?

Why Not, North Carolina

When townspeople gathered to decide on this town’s name, some said, “Why not call it this?” “Why not name it that?” The discussion got heated and dragged on until a frustrated local exclaimed, “Let’s just call it Why Not so we can all go home!” They did.

Difficult, Tennessee

The U.S. Postal Service rejected the locals’ first attempt to name their village. “Your name is difficult,” said the letter. Residents mistook the letter as an official directive and accepted the name Difficult.

Ding Dong, Texas

The Bell family settled this area and the town decided to honor them by naming the town Ding Dong. Quite an honor, huh?

Nothing, Arizona

Here’s a town that lives up to its name! Besides a deserted gas station and weather-worn sign, there is truly nothing left in Nothing.

Embarrass, Minnesota

Traversing the river that runs through the area toppled many explorers’ canoes. Fur traders also soon became frustrated and, well, embarrassed. The name stuck, unfortunately.

I’m sure there are many, many more strangely named towns that I’ve missed. Have you visited any that we should know about? If so, leave a comment below!

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Vance
1 month ago

You could live in D*ldo, Come By Chance, Conception or Joe Batt’s Arm-Barr’d Islands-Shoal Bay,Newfoundland.

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RV Staff(@rvstaff)
1 month ago
Reply to  Vance

Sorry, Vance. I’ve been moderating comments all day and just noticed your comment in the Trash (put there by our filters). I had to slightly edit a word so it could be published. Take care. 😀 –Diane

Marie Beschen
1 month ago

Not all that strange, but we live in Surpise AZ!

travilenman
1 month ago

Halfway Oregon….Was once for a year, formally known as Half.com…True

Dan A
1 month ago

I had a shipmate in the forward engineering space named John Hell. Machinist Mate Fireman (E-3). He was from Hell, MI. He was on the engine room side, I was on the boiler room side. We kept the hell fires burning, I was a Boiler Technician Petty Officer third class.
We were on the USS Juneau LPD-10.

Cheryl Robinson
1 month ago

In Michigan you can go from Hell to Paradise, MI in about 6 hours. Lol!

Kevin Pilant
11 months ago

We have Waterproof, Louisiana.

Wolfe
11 months ago

Maybe neglecting the Grand Tetons is how you ended up in Blue Balls instead of Intercourse, Climax and Paradise?

Retired Firefighter Tom
11 months ago

Been to Hell [and back]. Like stopping to see unusual and oddity attractions even though we have to drive an hour out of our way. Makes the USA a very interesting country.

wally
11 months ago

Frog Pond, Finger and Big Lick, all in NC.

Gene Bjerke
11 months ago

There is a town near where I live in Virginia that is called Tightsqueeze. The road through there maintains its proper width.

Nels
11 months ago

Gail, you want strange place names, pick up a map of Newfoundland/Labrador. Joe Batts Arm, Jerrys Nose, Di*do, Fogo. Just a few examples.

Nels
11 months ago
Reply to  Nels

That is an factual place name in Newfoundland, it is a part of a boat. Jimmy Kimmel of late night TV fame will verify this. He was elected Honourary Mayor and his film crew visited here.
Like it or not, the name of the town is Di*do! [I had to edit it because our filter [bleeped] it.Diane]

Scott Hunter
11 months ago

Horseheads, New York. The name is derived from the number of bleached skulls of pack horses left behind by the Sullivan Expedition.

Dan Rucker
11 months ago

Toad Suck, Arkansas

Kenneth Pier
11 months ago

Christmas, MI. It’s in the Upper Peninsula

kat
11 months ago

Not only do we have Hell, Michigan, we also have Climax and Paradise, Michigan!

megan edwards
11 months ago

Yellowdog, Pa. Named for non union miners.

Rey L.
11 months ago

Rancho Cucamonga, CA. (Inc. in 1977 from Cucamonga, Etiwanda & Alta Loma)

Edie F
11 months ago

Buzzards Bay, MA ………. going towards Cape Cod.

Impavid
11 months ago

In Canada, you’ll find just a few places with duplicate names. That’s because place names needed to approved by Ottawa (Canada’s capital). Ottawa should have been named “Home of the Idiots” since that’s where you’ll find our federal politicians.

ken
11 months ago

How about Uranus, Missouri, and Toadsuck, Arkansas?

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