A campground horror to avoid regarding water

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By Chuck Woodbury
ROADSIDE JOURNAL
Once upon a time, back when I had a small RV with a small holding tank, I would take my showers in public restrooms. As you may know yourself, they are not all created equal. For example, some are in unheated rooms. And some shower heads project more of a straight stream than a spray.

In my RVing life I have had a few bad shower experiences. Here is an example of one type.


It begins on a very cold morning when you head off to the restroom, hoping, of course, for a hot, soothing shower. When you get to the restroom (often called a comfort station in government campgrounds — for some odd reason) — it’s as cold as outside, so you race to undress so the water can warm you before you freeze to death. Once undressed, now shivering, you turn on the water. As you wait for it to warm you notice that your feet are turning blue on the icy concrete.

Alas, after a minute, the water is still freezing cold and your teeth are chattering and you suddenly realize, with some degree of horror, that you have entered the Twilight Zone of showering: The hot water doesn’t work, never will, and there you are naked as a jaybird (why are jaybirds always naked?), freezing your fanny off and maybe 15 minutes away from death by hypothermia!

So you dress as fast as humanly possible, race to your RV in a foul mood, and are forced into an unsatisfying sponge bath (or something similar).

The moral of this story, which I learned after a few experiences like this, is to turn on the hot water before you undress to be sure it gets hot, and that the water sprays wider than two square inches. If it’s a pay shower and you need to waste a quarter to see if the water heats, then waste it — it’s worth it.

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Joel Hagler

I gave up camping 50 years ago……..and you wonder why so may trailers and motor homes are selling…….old style camping is for the Neanderthals. National Parks are not for me anymore…..or lousy RV Parks.

mdstudey

Just be careful on Organ Pipe National Park during the late spring. Water is solar heated and there is no cold water to add. It started out as pretty nice and then scalding. I had to finish up in the trailer.

Janet Miller

I carry a shower kit that includes a bathmat. Place all my gear on the mat and only step barefoot on the mat. Also take toothbrush and supply to brush my teeth with the cold water while it is warming up. Generally get all the essential needs accomplished and save capacity in my holding tanks.

Deborah B

Yikes, one more reason I am grateful for the Class A. Not that I use it all the time, but we recon the “comfort station” when we arrive. I have a shower five gallon bucket. Flip flops, bath mat, toiletries, towel, everything inside stays dry and I have it all with me. Plus a place to sit and shave my legs!

Carson Axtell

Well, duh… Another tip: Don’t tie your left shoe laces to your right shoe laces after putting on your shoes to go outside.

Mike Schwab

I go with the Cindy Crawford opinion from Vacation. Invigorating. Even ran into a campground shower where the money regulator only controlled the hot water, so I took the free cold shower instead.

Tom

Well you get what you pay for , guess that cheap camp ground was wore it !!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Tom

Sad. I learned that about not stepping into a cold shower when
i was a small child.

Shamrock

Re: campground horror
Agree totally. I have a camp shower bag, flip flops, over door hooks(there are never enough or sometimes any at all), a shower head (yes I remove theirs and use mine, I like more than a trickle of water), a shower curtain and a small adjustable rod (this is for the odd time there isn’t one at all to keep your towel and clothes dry), and last but not least a bath mat (it’s nice to have a clean dry place to stand and dress) I always check the shower facilities prior to use so I know what if anything I need to bring with from this bag. I actually had to bring a light bulb once or shower in total dark.😄