By Chuck Woodbury
ROADSIDE JOURNAL
I took the photo one year ago at a cemetery near Kuntztown, Pennsylvania. As you can plainly see, the statue is busy talking on her cell phone. There is clear evidence of wear and tear on the statue, so you know it has been there for quite some time.
At the time I took the photo, I did not realize how significant it would become, so did not record the date the dearly departed exited Planet Earth, at least in a physical sort of way.
But it is very clear, at least to me, that this photo reveals that cell phones are not new, as you and I have been led to believe by the fake media. They have been, in fact, around for a long time, perhaps half a century or more!
Photos do not lie, so you do not even need to believe what I write here. The statue says it all.
Definitely a cell phone, looks like she is on hold while trying to book her next RV campground site.
Stay cool
I don’t think it is a cell phone. I think she is eating a potato.
Chuck, I always appreciate your quirky way of viewing our crazy world! Thank you.