By Chuck Woodbury
I cut this ad out of a magazine a long time ago. I pasted it up on our office wall, where it stayed until just recently. My staff and I, along with our visitors, often entertained ourselves howling with laughter at the idea of this being our “trip of a lifetime.”
As someone once said (maybe it was me), “Having some old guy hanging onto my back as we walk across a swimming pool. . . well, that’s a few thousand light years away from my idea of a ‘trip of a lifetime’!”
Now, this is just a guess, but I think if I were to be a really bad person for the rest of my life, then this is where I would end up spending my eternity.
To whoever dreamed up this ad — “thanks for the laughs!”