How older men attract beautiful young women

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ad-771By Chuck Woodbury
ROADSIDE JOURNAL

This ad showed up on my computer today.


I wish I had seen it a few years ago, before I met Gail. Little did I know that all I needed to do to attract a beautiful woman — just like the young, buxom blonde in the ad — was to get rid of the bags under my eyes, some wrinkles, and fine lines, whatever those are. I don’t even know if I have any fine lines.

Now, I did not click on the ad because I do not need to attract a younger woman because I already have done that. Her name is Gail and she is three years younger than me. If you want to know the truth, I would never want to attract the woman in the picture. She has too much lipstick and I bet it takes her two hours in the morning to get ready!

All that said, if you are an older guy who needs to attract a young buxom, blonde woman with lots of lipstick, then just get rid of those ugly bags under your eyes! They’re holding you back, bud!

 

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jim

I was wondering just what do you propose to get rid of the bags and fine lines? A gal like the one pictured looks like alotta work tho.

Ed Price

Since that chick experiences life at a 45-degree angle, you have to think about what wrinkles and bags look like when your stereoscopic vision is rotated that much out of horizontal. Maybe everybody looks a lot different if the observer’s eyes are rotated that far.

Gene Bjerke

What’s so great about younger women? I lived very happily for 36 years with a woman who was 17 years older than me. Age is the least important thing in a relationship.